Saturday, September 19, 2009

I WON!! The Potty Story






I went into a church to use the bathroom. The Pastor directed me down the hall, “Pardon the construction, you'll see the door…” Quickly I found it and sat down. I was suprised by my surroundings. I was grossed out that the choir robes were hanging right next to the toilet! I turned to grab some toilet paper and noticed there wasn’t any, on either side! I stood and looked and realized I had just used the new toilet that was to be installed in the bathroom across the hall!

What did I win? A four day trip for two that includes tickets to a live taping of the Jay Leno Show!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009










I just happen to think this is an interesting story. You will too. Trust me.





Saturday, June 13, 2009

Go eeeeasy now....For Women Only (FWO)



WARNING!!! THIS ENTRY IS FOR WOMEN ONLY!! WARNED!! YOU WERE WARNED!!


DON'T DO IT.








Hey girls, how are things. I'm great. I Was just talking to another girl at work the other day and she told me she's part of a study. She raised her arms and showed me her pits. They had the five o'clock shadow thing, BUT one was noticably lighter than the other. The study she's in is being lasered in her pits. I was thrilled to see there is an at home product for permanent hair removal! LASER style!!! Cool! So I bought one and will let you know how it works. It can only be used on certain skin types. It has it's limitations, but I will be anxious to see if it works on the area's it recommends using it on!
This blog entry has NOTHING to do with Kotex but I thought it was a good way to throw any stragglers off our trails!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Oh My Hair....

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, straight or curly, perms for curls, shadows and highlights, low lights or outta sight! If you're just having a day, feeling like no one would care, maybe you should call Rachel at,
"OH MY HAIR!"



Friday, May 22, 2009

great thinker that I am....















Hmmmm...what's on my mind? Well, stuff. Stuff I can't control. Stuff that I want to control. Just when I think I am somewhere...I am not. I'm not depresssed or anything. I am ususally surprised. I think I am more finished than I actually am. Evaluate and re-evaluate. I tend to be a let's just do it kind of person. Unless I don't feel like doing it, then I won't. Unless I am being a weakling and buying into lame guilt. Hmmmm...I'm glad it's Friday. Aren't you?